Wednesday, July 31, 2013

HECTOR THE COLLECTOR

i'm currently collecting bowling balls.
bowling balls in an assortment of colors
and designs.
yes.
you read that right.
i'm crazy like that.


i've got something percolating
and i'll be sure and share
when that something
is fully brewed.

now, at your next party
you can share that you have a friend 
who collects bowling balls.
that's a good conversation starter.
you're welcome.

2 comments:

Meagan said...

Depending on the kind of party you are attending, it may be an even BETTER party starter to say, "My friend collects balls." Then just let that dangle in the breeze of halted conversation. (Pun intended. Gasps of shock from the reading masses.)

thetessaroo said...

gasp. gasp. gasp.