when boon was just a week tyke,
he said stuff.
funny stuff.
funny kid stuff.
just like all kids do,
but of course,
he's my kid,
so his stuff is extra funny.
here are some classic Boonisms
for your entertaining pleasure.
Boonism #242:
"Mom-Mom, you have to sing
"Have a Merry Little Man!"
Boonism #96:
After looking at pictures of his friends and
their new baby sisters:
Boon says, "I have a baby sister."
Mom clarifies, "You have a baby brother."
After thinking for a moment, Boon replies,
"I have a new baby brother.
It's a different kinda sister called a Hudson."
Boonism #58:
"That's sugar. It's sweet
and good and
healthy!"
Boonism #43:
on baseball:
"The pitcher has to throw the ball.
The batter has to throw the bat."
Boonism #83:
"That's a urinal.
It's where you wash your hands."
And some Boonism Vocabulary:
Mommy Beans = Edamame Beans
Hair Jello = Hair Gel
Wack-a-Mole Backaphone = Rock-n-Roll Microphone
Potty Napkins = Toilet Paper
our little boon was so silly!
woa. flashback indeed.