Friday, July 22, 2011

39 @ 39


i'm 39 for one more day, so i thought i'd commemorate the past decade with 39 things about my current self.

39 at 39

1. i found my first gray hair this year.

2. i'm drawn to items that are round - mirrors, patterns, vases, etc.

3. i have to expel a great deal of effort to pass by a thrift store without stopping in.

4. i'm mildly obsessed with jonathon adler.

5. i enjoy writing.

6. i have a favorite number. it's 5.

7. i have twitchy toes.

8. i like artificial cherry flavor but hate artificial strawberry flavor.

9. now that we own a tent trailer, i actually sorta kinda enjoy camping. sorta kinda.

10. i am in a sci fi/fantasy state - books and movies, especially about vampires.

11. i think alec baldwin is hilarious but am sure he must be a total jerk in person.

12. i hate commercials that make the presidents on paper money talk.

13. without a doubt, i believe - i know - my husband is the best there is (no offense, other husbands of the world - not my other husbands, just other men who are husbands).

14. i have an obsessive personality.

15. i am a collector - of whatever attracts me. currently it's etsy artwork, milk glass, thrift store items to spray paint, and ideas.

16. i consider myself an introverted extrovert. or maybe an extroverted introvert.

17. i grab something wherever i go - pieces of "cultural memorabilia" - a business card from a shop i like, a take-out menu from a new or notable restaurant, a gift card (without money on it) from a store i frequent, or whatever is available - pamphlet? postcard? magnet? tag? sticker?

18. i have big-time trouble making decisions that will be relatively permanent and/or expensive - anything from what preschool to choose to which fabric to upholster a new sofa. the thought of choosing a tatoo is a mind-boggling joke.

19. i have always felt i was meant to be a mom of boys.

20. i've always been a fan of potty humor. yep. i said it.

21. my gun sound effects are better than ever before.

22. i like my nails cut short.

23. i am thankful to have some very kind, fun, intelligent, thoughtful, loyal and fascinating girlfriends.

24. i miss my family and although i'm very happy where i live, it's also hard to live away from all of them.

25. i am very wordy.

26. i want to take voice lessons and gain enough confidence to sing karaoke...just once.

27. my sense of direction is pretty good...i think.

28. i am attached to many of my kids' toys.

29. i wouldn't want to live without my laptop, camera, printer and cell phone.

30. i lack technological savvy.

31. i prefer ice in my soda, in a glass - no cans or bottles.

32. my brain is constantly working. i never seem to get a break.

33. i want to see a bull moose in the wild.

34. i miss my grandparents, especially grandma lorraine. i hope i am like her in some ways.

35. i'm fidgety...at the movies, dinner table, car, etc.

36. i love thai chicken salad, authentic steak tacos and anything coconut.

37. i love color. color, color, color!

38. i am currently watching so you think you can dance and the glee project. when there's not a summer tv lull, i like the guild, vampire diaries, and pretty much anything by joss whedon.

39. i am more apprehensive about turning 40 than i thought i would be.

Monday, July 11, 2011

JULY 11th (7-11) is...NATIONAL SLURPEE DAY!




go get your FREE 7.11 ounce frosty treat today!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

MAYBE PEDICURES AREN'T FOR ME

*photo from fitnessmagazine.com*

i love pedicures.
or at least i think i do.
but i recently had one.
and while i was there i started noticing something.
something that happens almost every time i go.
my brain doesn't shut off the whole time.
even though it's supposed to.
because i'm supposed to be relaxed.
and enjoying my massage chair
and soaking feet
and pretty new color.

my inner monologue goes something like this:

i hope i get that nice lady over there.
oh no. it looks like she's going to the girl next to me.
who will i get?
hope it's not the grumpy one.
crap. the grumpy one is heading my way.
really, this will be fine.
but i'm paying cash money for this and i want it to be good.
you have no proof that she does a crappy job.
maybe she just seems crabby but is actually really nice and above all, competent.
it's not like she's gonna come over and slice your toes off or something.
i mean, what's the worst that can happen?

did i pick a good color?
i hope someone says they like my color.
maybe i should have picked red for the 4th of july.
but i really feel like pink.
but the pink is really close to the pink i got last week.
so what. this isn't permanent, lighten up.
ok, i do like this pink? i do. i really do.

dear readers: if you need to take a potty break, now would be the time. because there's more. unfortunately. feel free to skim. and then, feel free to thank the stars above that you do not live inside my brain. and then you may wish to feel a bit sorry for my husband. not too sorry, because i don't share even half of my thought processes with him, but still. i know some of my crazy comes out. i hope i pass it off as quirky.

back to my inner pedicure monologue:

how is she cutting my toes?
don't want an ingrown. ouchie.
watch her like a hawk.
but don't look like you are.
don't look crazy weird like that lady at the end of the row that looks like she thinks the pedicure chick is going to roast her toes over an open fire.

this massage chair is awesome.
well, it was, but it's actually starting to hurt.
that lady over there has a weird look on her face.
who the hell is smoking right outside the front door of this place.
is my pedicure chick rushing because they are so busy?
really, i am enjoying this, right?
yes, you are.
good.

i do love pedicures.
but why? i'm exhausted!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

HAPPY 5TH OF JULY

here's a few shots from our never-ending independence day celebration:


we kicked the day off by participating in the kid's parade...


then staying for the grand parade.



we had a fabulous time at our backyard bbq with a bunch of good friends and neighbors.



we lit a few sparklers in the backyard...


my husband is a particularly hard-core sparkler master as you can see.

and we finished off our exhausting yet fabulous day at a nearby fireworks display. a pretty darn fantastic day was had by all.

hope your day was summertastic, too!

Monday, July 4, 2011

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY



sorry! i just couldn't resist. i'm a twilight fan who happens to find these holiday graphics downright hilarious.

enjoy!