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warning:
if you are offended by
or not a fan of
PPFH (Poop Pee Fart Humor)
you might just want to skip this post.
warning complete.
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so, the other night,
wyatt and hudson were playing
would you rather.
you know the game...
would you rather...
eat a bug or drink mud?
would you rather...
sweat mayo or smell like cooked cabbage?
would you rather
share a bed with a skunk or a porcupine?
you get the idea.
anyhoo...
hudson comes up with this one:
would you rather have a butt for a face
or a face for a butt?
hmmmm...
thought-provoking, don't you think?
and quite frankly, brings to mind some
creepy crazy images, doesn't it?
so, while hudson and his dad are discussing this
rather philosophical question
i enter the room.
and of course, i join in.
really, who wouldn't?
and soon boon comes along and joins in, too.
so there we are, the davis 4,
arguing the merits of each choice.
a butt for a face or a face for a butt?
is it a personal preference?
or is one actually better than the other?
and what exactly does that mean,
butt for a face?
face for a butt?
what are the ramifications of each option?
what makes the most sense for modern living?
an ultra-intellectual conversation, i assure you.
but sadly, we were never able to come to a consensus.
the decision is just too perplexing.
and important for the future of humankind.
.
who says we aren't high class?
no one, that's who.