HIGH CLASS

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warning:

if you are offended by

or not a fan of

PPFH (Poop Pee Fart Humor)

you might just want to skip this post.

warning complete.

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so, the other night,

wyatt and hudson were playing

would you rather.

you know the game...

would you rather...

 eat a bug or drink mud?

would you rather...

 sweat mayo or smell like cooked cabbage?

would you rather 

share a bed with a skunk or a porcupine?

you get the idea.

anyhoo...

hudson comes up with this one:

would you rather have a butt for a face

or a face for a butt?

hmmmm...

thought-provoking, don't you think?

and quite frankly, brings to mind some

creepy crazy images, doesn't it?

so, while hudson and his dad are discussing this

rather philosophical question

i enter the room.

and of course, i join in.

really, who wouldn't?

and soon boon comes along and joins in, too.

so there we are, the davis 4,

arguing the merits of each choice.

a butt for a face or a face for a butt?

is it a personal preference?

or is one actually better than the other?

and what exactly does that mean,

butt for a face?

face for a butt?

what are the ramifications of each option?

what makes the most sense for modern living?

an ultra-intellectual conversation, i assure you.

but sadly, we were never able to come to a consensus.

the decision is just too perplexing.

and important for the future of humankind.

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who says we aren't high class?

no one, that's who.