once upon a time,
there was a young man
who was visited by
burger king.
in his room.
while he was sleeping.
no one knows why.
although burger king was
entirely creepy,
with that perma-grin
and plastic face
and ginormous gold chain,
for goodness sake,
the young man was smitten.
He vowed right then and there to
become just like his hero.
and here he is.
our dear friend, eric,
who is finally livin' the dream.
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eric's wife, meagan
is one lucky woman.
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but wait!
what's this?
am i the first to unveil
the true face
behind the mask?
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ta da!
kraft's zesty man!
he's recently, uh, cleaned up certain, um,
areas, hasn't he?
1 comment:
His wife is incredibly lucky! Who can resist that glassy eyed gaze?
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