KENNY LOGGINS...

or more specifically,

how kenny loggins

earned wyatt's

grudging respect.

you may think it's because

of his lush full beard...

or his stylish flipped up denim collar.

but actually, no.

let's consider the genesis of the song footloose, shall we?

perhaps it went something like this:

a footloose movie executive

contacts mr. loggins.

"kenny, we've got this movie, you see,

that needs a song.

a good song.

a really catchy song.

the movie is called footloose,

and surprisingly enough,

it's pretty much about dancing.

go!"

and young kenny,

our dear kenny,

 delivers a smash hit we all know and love.

a hit we tap our toes to.

a hit we sing along to,

even though we have to mumble

through most of the verses,

but we totally rock it

when the chorus kicks in.

and i mean rock it.

and that is why kenny loggins

has earned wyatt's grudging respect.

and in case you aren't convinced

of the one-time sheer genius

of kenny loggins,

try it yourself.

"we've got this movie we're working on.

it's called jujubees in space.

and surprisingly enough,

it's pretty much about jujubees.

in space.

go!"